Welcome to the Holy Church of Bidoof

For Bidoof so cherished the land that it shared its one and only Berry,
that whoever cherishes it shall not falter but have ever lasting joy.

We Believe

• We believe in Bidoof, the on true HM God, who gnaws eternally so that our teeth may never grow too long.
• We believe in deforestation through the gnawing of Bidoof and his faithful followers. We clear the unnecessary trees so that the wood chips may multiply, and more dams get built.
• We believe that through unwavering faith in Bidoof, we can ascend to the divine state of Bidoofhood.
• We believe that our Lord Bidoof will come down from Bidoof Heaven, and stop the flow of water, and stifle the growth of all trees.
• SQUIRTLE MUST DIE

Our Good Work

• The Sahara Desert.
• We help stop the spread of forests around the world.
• Helped prevent future flooding in hurricane stricken areas by building dams.
• We feed the homeless.

Become a Member

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Support our Cause

All good churches run off of donations. To support our good work you can donate
at __________.

Testimonials

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